Booker T-KO Calls AEW “Retirement Spot”

Booker T, the same WWE Hall of Famer who’s been photographed six separate times with convicted pedophile Chasyn Rance (6x! 6x! 6x!), decided today was the day to call AEW a “retirement home.”

Ric Flair hasn’t “done anything” for AEW, says the 60-year-old who currently gets paid a fortune by TKO to yell “SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK” every time a hot 25-year-old walks past his announce desk.

What exactly has Booker T done in 2025 to deserve the bag and the microphone he has? Collect checks, simp for his bosses, and stay loyal like the goodest TKO lapdog on the roster. Even Chelsea Green wishes she had that level of collar.

Meanwhile his own promotion, Reality of Wrestling, is one Google search away from being cancelled into oblivion, same as its owner.

Spoiler alert: it’s happening.

AEW fans, you’re welcome for the fresh ammo.

Load up and know this:

The only man who can save pro wrestling from these demons, is AEW’s Bryan Danielson.