Chad Gable Returning to WWE, Twice the Size?!
Injury? What injury? WWE Superstar Chad Gable turned a shoulder rehab into a full-body apocalypse! Behold the man who made “rest & recovery” his villain arc.
Warning: Viewing may cause spontaneous gym motivation, jealousy of traps, and immediate urge to yell “SHOOOOSH” at strangers.
Let’s quickly breakdown the two Chad’s, can’t leave any hanging...
Pre-Injury Chad
Normal human wrestler. Olympic background. Solid 8/10 gains.
“He could suplex you… politely.”
Current Chad (Yellow Tank Terror)
Veins have veins. Tank says “Old School Iron Barbell Club” like it’s daring the dumbbells to try something.
Cap on, cross necklace swinging, face saying “I bench-pressed the injury and walked away.”
This is what happens when you tell a technician “make it hurt more during PT.”
Read some totally fake quotes about this!
“I thought the injury hiatus was bad… turns out it was just Gable collecting gains like Infinity Stones.” – Some guy on Twitter
“Bro went from ‘Shoosh’ to ‘Dear God please don’t German suplex me into the Earth’s core’.” – The entire RAW roster probably
Royal Rumble 2026? RAW next week? Whenever he drops the curtain…
The roster isn’t ready.
Pray for the Babyfaces!
Unless he comes back as a Babyface…
Then pray for the Heels!
Unless he comes back as a Tweener…
Play it safe, pray for Every WWE Superstar!
