Keeping Up with Danhausen's Curses: The Very Nice, Very Evil Hit List (So Far)
Very nice… very evil. Since crashing the WWE scene at Elimination Chamber 2026, Danhausen has been on a backstage blessing spree — except these blessings come with a side of supernatural bad luck.
If you cross the very evil one (or just refuse to share your YouTube password), you get the classic finger point and those three dreaded words: “You… are… CURSED!”
Here’s the official (unofficial) tally of Danhausen’s victims as of late March 2026:
Dominik Mysterio (March 2, Raw)
Dirty Dom got cursed right in front of The Judgment Day. Hours later? He dropped the Intercontinental Championship to Penta. Coincidence? Danhausen says no.“Original” El Grande Americano (March 9, Raw)
One awkward backstage chat later, the masked mystery man mysteriously vanished and got replaced in his title match. The curse hit so hard the guy basically got written out of the storyline overnight.The Miz (March 6/13, SmackDown)
Multiple attempts at mentorship ended with Danhausen dropping the curse hammer. Poor Miz got punched by Jelly Roll shortly after one encounter. Even A-Listers aren’t safe.
Curse List Continued…
Grayson Waller (March 16, Raw)
When Waller and Kofi Kingston shot down Danhausen’s New Day application, the curse flew. Waller ate an L to Je’Von Evans soon after. Kofi used him as a human shield — very nice strategy!The New Day (as a faction, March 16, Raw)
Denied entry into the group? Whole faction got the business. Danhausen doesn’t play favorites… or rather, he curses everyone equally.IShowSpeed (March 23, Raw) — The crossover special!
Speed denied the very evil one a shoutout + YouTube account access. Danhausen hit him with the curse, then smoked him in a backstage race while Speed was still complaining about flight delays and bad luck.Fans are convinced Speed’s streams have been cursed ever since. “My life might be f***ed,” indeed.
Bonus notes!
Danhausen is already 3-0 on SmackDown curses and keeps adding to his demandshausen list (blimp, Hall of Fame induction, all the human monies).
He even filed to trademark “You Are Cursed!” — the man is building an empire on bad vibes.
Who’s next on the hit list? The Miz keeps dodging, Natalya wants Maxxine Dupri cursed, and the entire roster is side-eyeing every “very nice” greeting.
