What’s Up With Karrion Kross’s Hair?! Exclusive Breaking Insider News
We promise this is totally exclusive… unless you’ve been on the internet in the last 4 years.
Alright, friends, gather ‘round the digital campfire because we’ve got the scoop you’ve all been dying for. Karrion Kross—former bald menace, current long-haired cult leader, and guy who can make straight men question their life choices—has been rocking that glorious flowing mane since 2022.
But why? Is it a secret WWE storyline? Did he lose a bet to Scarlett? Is he auditioning for a shampoo commercial?
Drumroll…
It’s for a movie!
Yup. After his first WWE run ended, Kross got offered a lead role as a grizzled ex-military dude in a gritty New Mexico underworld flick. The director hit him with: “Hey, Kevin, mind growing your hair out for the character?
Kross: “You’re paying me to grow hair? Sign me up yesterday.”
The film kept getting delayed (classic Hollywood), the goalposts moved further and further… and now here we are: Hairrion Kross, with locks shinier than a fresh MITB briefcase and healthier than half the roster’s diets combined.
And let’s be real—the memes are golden:
• Bald Kross looked like he’d choke you out while reciting tax codes.
• Long-haired Kross looks like he’d choke you out… then offer you a hair mask and some existential therapy.
• Bonus conspiracy: He now mirrors his opponents’ hairstyles to psychologically break them and recruit them to the Final Testament. (Exhibit A: the suspiciously flat-ironed glow-up during the AJ Styles feud. Coincidence? I think not.)
So there you have it, folks—our world-exclusive (kinda) reveal: Karrion Kross grew his hair out because a movie paid him to.
The end.
(Unless the movie ever actually happens… then we’ll all be like “oh right, that’s why.”)
