Timeless Trim: Toni & Orange vs. Death Riders – Shave or Be Shaved
The AEW Grand Slam Australia card just got a lot spicier with this Mixed Tornado Tag match: "Timeless" Toni Storm & Orange Cassidy vs. Marina Shafir & Wheeler Yuta (representing the Death Riders).
It's a tornado rules bout (no tags, pure chaos), and the stakes are brutal—the individual who takes the fall (pinned or submitted) gets their head shaved live on Valentine's Day, February 14, 2026, at Qudos Bank Arena in Sydney.
Let’s have some fun with this!
Head Shave Odds/Draft Board:
Pick 1: Wheeler Yuta (3-1)
The young Death Rider has the longest hair/beard combo here, and he's often positioned as the group's "workhorse" who eats pins to protect bigger names like Moxley/Claudio.
Shaving him would be a big visual change without derailing top stars, plus it fits the Death Riders' gritty, "anything goes" vibe. High likelihood—he's the safest bet to take the fall
Pick 2: Marina Shafir (7-1)
The toughest woman in the Death Riders crew. She's a submission specialist, so she could dominate, but if the babyfaces (Storm/Cassidy) need a big win, pinning/submitting her keeps the heels strong overall while delivering the shave drama.
Her hair in a bun screams "ready for the clippers" for shock value, and it would give the women a strong spotlight moment.
Pick 3: Orange Cassidy (12-1)
The slacker king with the iconic shades and messy hair. A shaved Orange would be comedy gold—imagine him still doing his lazy kicks with a bald dome.
His partnership with Toni feels like a fun, feel-good duo, but AEW loves humiliating him for laughs. Solid mid-round pick for entertainment payoff.
Pick 4: Toni Storm (35-1)
The Timeless one with the glamorous, curly blonde locks. Shaving her would be the biggest shock (and a huge visual before/after), but she's a massive star and former champ—AEW rarely puts their top women through that kind of permanent change unless it's a career-defining angle.
Least likely, but if it happens, the internet would explode.
My Top Prediction
I’m going with the favorite: Wheeler Yuta takes the fall after some wild tornado chaos, and we get the shave on the biggest hair canvas.
But anything can happen in a Death Riders match—ambushes, run-ins, the works.
