Top 5 Upcoming Movies That Santino Marella Needs to Film
TNA’s Director of Authority, Santino Marella, remains one of the all-time funniest characters in pro wrestling history. I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t transitioned to Hollywood yet, even if only on a part-time basis.
So I have some ideas on movies he should be filming. That’s what this latest Top 5 is about, and you can find the rest linked along with our new podcast below. #AutismAwareness
Top 5 Upcoming Movies That Santino Marella Needs to Film
Marella should star in the upcoming Missi Pyle movie as the coach. He must film it with Missi Pyle as the teacher, Trick Williams as the quarterback, Cody Rhodes as the principal, Seth Rollins as the broadcaster, Jessie McKay as the bus driver, Cassie Lee as the cheerleader, and Adam Copeland as the assistant coach and the coach’s brother.
Santino should star in Disney’s Encanto sequel as Mirabel Madrigal’s husband, acting with Stephanie Beatriz (Mirabel), Jessica Darrow (Luisa), Diane Guerrero (Isabela), Rhenzy Feliz (Camilo), and Maluma (Mariano). Cast WWE’s Rey Mysterio as Mirabel’s best friend, Roman Reigns as her guardian, Cody Rhodes as an unlikely ally who sacrifices himself for her, and TNA’s Rosemary as the main villain.
I See U #4 - Santino Marella should absolutely appear in the fourth "I See U” film as the employer; he needs to film it alongside Helen Hunt as Jackie Harper, Jon Tenney as Greg Harper, Owen Teague as Alec Travers, Judah Lewis as Connor Harper, Libe Barer as Mindy, Nicole Forester as Mrs. Whitter, WWE Superstar Becky Lynch as Jackie Harper’s daughter, and Maria Kanellis as the primary villain.
Santino Marella should direct The Maria Kanellis Film. Maria Kanellis stars as an eco‑friendly hero. Geoff Stults voices her main sidekick. Mena Suvari plays her sister. Mike Bennett plays her husband and fellow hero. Jack Brunault plays a student. Cody Rhodes plays a flying anti‑hero in a suit who sacrifices himself to save her. Liv Morgan is the main villain — a dictatorial supervillain who claims to “save” the world. TNA wrestler Elijah appears briefly as a guitarist.
The Director of Authority can star as the hospital doctor in Asphalt City; Tye Sheridan as Ollie Cross; Michael Pitt as Lafontaine; Mike Tyson as Chief Burroughs; Katherine Waterston as Nancy; Nicholas Hoult as the bartender; Cody Rhodes as Ollie Cross’s brother; Odessa Young as the villain who tries to murder the bank manager and rob the bank.
