THE WWE UNIVERSE vs. PEARCE, DUPRI, LEE, and CROOKED CARR
Becky’s recent “Internet Integrity Award”, ignored by the biased media, clearly friends with Crooked Carr and Paranoid Pearce.
THE PEOPLE OF THE WWE UNIVERSE vs. ADAM PARANOID PEARCE, MAXXINE DUPRI, AJ LEE, and CROOKED REFEREE JESSIKA CARR
Case No. NML-2025 (No Manager’s License)
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury (that’s you, the fans who know real justice when you see it),
We are here today because one woman — The Man, Becky Lynch — has been robbed blind in broad daylight under the bright lights of Monday Night Raw.
And not just once. Multiple times. This isn’t wrestling drama. This is a full-blown conspiracy thicker than Adam Pearce’s resume of bad decisions!
Let’s review the undeniable facts:
1: The Original Crime (Madison Square Garden Heist)
Becky Lynch, the longest-reigning and greatest Women’s Intercontinental Champion of all time, is defending her title fairly and squarely. Suddenly, AJ Lee — a known lunatic with zero credentials — waltzes out to ringside. No paperwork. No verification from the New York State Athletic Commission.
NO MANAGER’S LICENSE. That’s not interference, folks. That’s trespassing with malicious intent! The result? A rigged upset. Maxxine Dupri steals the gold, and Pearce does… nothing. Suspicious? You bet.
2: The Cover-Up Continues
Becky demands justice. She boycotts Raw (ratings still somehow go up — because Becky is best for business). She gets top lawyers involved. She exposes the corruption.
What does Pearce do? Ignores her calls, hires the shadiest ref in history (Carr-upt Jessika Carr), and lets the theft stand.
3: The Latest Atrocity (This Week’s Raw)
Becky returns, ready to reclaim what’s hers. Maxxine attacks from behind like a common thief. Becky gets put in an ankle lock and… starts smashing ants on the mat to protect ringside fans from an infestation? Heroic! Selfless!
But no — the corrupt regime calls it a “tap out.” A brave whistleblower comes forward (voice distorted for their safety, because Pearce’s goons are real): “I saw the ants! Becky was saving us all! Then Pearce threatened me to stay quiet!”
And Pearce’s response? A pathetic remix video mocking our hero. Classy, Adam. Real classy Mr. GM!
The evidence is overwhelming:
No license for AJ = Illegal interference = Title should be vacated and returned to Becky (with side plates intact).
Ant-smashing heroism = No tap out = Another stolen decision.
Pearce in Maxxine’s pocket = Most corrupt GM in Raw history.
Verdict: Becky Lynch is not only innocent — she’s RIGHT.
The title belongs to her. Pearce must resign. Maxxine must return the belt. AJ must take a licensing exam (and probably fail). And Jessika Carr? Suspended indefinitely.
Justice for Becky! #NML #BeckyIsRight #PearceMustGo #FreeTheTitle
(Thank you to the brave Becky Believer who risked it all to expose the ant truth. You’re a legend.)
