Miz & Kit Wilson’s “Curse Averted” Trap Just Backfired… And Danhausen Might Be About to Go FULL Very Evil
We all knew The Miz was a master troll, but teaming up with Kit Wilson to pull the ultimate bait-and-switch on Danhausen? That’s next-level heel deviousness.
Tonight on WWE SmackDown, Miz was seemingly taking the L, after Danhausen’s curse has been messing with his life. The Miz had a “you broke my curse, let’s be pals” routine going.
Danhausen—bless his painted little heart—bought it hook, line, and very nice. He even let the duo raise his arm like they were forming the most cursed tag team in WWE history.
The crowd was eating it up. For once, the Very Nice, Very Evil guy seemed… well, mostly very nice. Then came the double-cross housing.
Miz and a caped-up, face-painted Kit Wilson turned on the poor guy faster than you can say “adverted.”
Beatdown in the middle of the ring. Kit Wilson soaring off the top with that picture-perfect elbow drop. Danhausen left twitching on the mat while Miz and his new partner celebrated like they’d just slain a demon.
But here’s the thing, folks: you don’t just sucker-punch the guy who’s been dropping pyro curses and disappearing in a HausenMobile for months and expect everything to go back to normal.
You just awakened something way worse than a simple curse.
Think about it. Danhausen’s always been chaotic neutral—equal parts silly and spooky. But getting straight-up betrayed after he thought he’d finally made nice?
That’s the kind of personal slight that turns “Very Nice, Very Evil” into “Very Pissed Off, Extremely Evil.” We’re talking next-level supernatural escalation.
Maybe the Minihausens show up with reinforcements.
Maybe the curses stop being goofy fireworks and start actually malfunctioning arena lights or turning Miz’s spray tan into something cursed and permanent.
Or—hear me out—maybe we finally meet Evil Danhausen.
The one who doesn’t giggle after a curse. The one who doesn’t run away in a tiny car. The one who makes you regret every “ha ha, the curse isn’t real” joke you ever made.
Miz and Kit just poked the very nice bear… and it’s got red eyes and a cape now.
This feud has been comedy gold since day one, but the “for now…” in WWE’s own tweet feels like a warning label. The curse might be adverted (nice typo, by the way), but something darker is loading up.
And when Danhausen comes back—and he will come back—it’s not gonna be with a polite “very nice” and a jawbreaker.
It’s gonna be with receipts.Strap in, Miz. Kit, you too. The Hausen revenge tour is officially boarding.
And this time? The curse might bring friends.
