Did Danhausen’s Curse Cost The Usos Their Tag Titles… And Drag IShowSpeed Into The Vision?
Look, we all knew Danhausen showing up on WWE RAW was going to be unhinged… but this unhinged? Backstage, IShowSpeed was straight-up begging Danhausen to lift the curse that’s been wrecking his night.
Danhausen, cape on and evil grin locked in, hit him with the usual demands before casually hooking Speed up with front-row seats (and chaos) for the New York City Street Fight: The Usos defending the WWE Tag Team Titles against The Vision, with LA Knight on guest commentary.
Then the match happened. Absolute madness. Logan Paul’s mom slips her son brass knuckles. Speed gets pulled into the fray…
Somehow—cursed coincidence or not—those knuckles end up right where The Vision needs them.
The Usos lose the gold in one of the messiest, celebrity-drenched street fights in recent memory.
But the real kicker? The aftermath. Right after the bell, the new champs from The Vision are celebrating with the titles raised high… and there’s Speed right in the middle of it, arms up at first like he’s part of the party.
But as the two heels start getting in his face—telling him he better “stick with us” because the Usos and LA Knight are gonna come for him—Speed’s whole vibe changes.
He doesn’t look thrilled. At all.
Commentators even pointed it out live: dude does not look particularly happy about his new “friends.”
So… did he just get drafted into The Vision against his will? Is this Danhausen’s curse hitting the next level—turning a quick un-cursing favor into Speed getting sucked into a heel stable?
Fans are already exploding online. One night. One appearance from Danhausen. One accidental assist in a title change.
And now Speed’s walking out with the new champs looking like he just realized the curse might be real… and it’s not done with him yet.
Whether you believe in the Very Nice, Very Evil magic or not, Danhausen is instantly the most must-see thing on RAW.
And if this is what happens when he just shows up… imagine what he’ll do when he actually steps in the ring.
WrestleMania season just went full chaos mode.
