Ice T's Wife Coco Joining WWE?!
Oh snap, wrestling fans! Hold onto your folding chairs because the queen of curves, Coco Austin – yes, that Coco, married to the OG Ice T – just teased the ultimate career pivot that's got the internet in a chokehold.
In a throwback Facebook post that's resurfacing faster than a wrestler popping up after a three-count, Coco flexes her inner diva and declares she could totally crush it as a female wrestler.
"I think I could be a female wrestler It looks like I'm ready for action in this pic.... haha #Throwback #Fblifestyle," she captioned, posing like she's about to drop an elbow on your Monday blues.
Picture this: Blonde bombshell Coco, decked out in a crop top that's barely containing her assets (we're talking a paisley dragon design that's fiercer than The Undertaker's glare), black capris hugging those legendary hips, and gold heels that could probably pin an opponent just by stepping on them.
She's standing next to what looks like a tour bus – maybe Ice T's SVU ride? – looking ready to rumble. But is this just a hilarious flex, or is Coco seriously lacing up her boots for WWE?
Let's break it down, shall we? (Pun intended – wrestling style!)
The Outfits Scream "Superstar": Forget spandex; Coco's got Under Armour leggings that say "I'm here to squat your dreams into submission." And those heels? In the ring, they'd be classified as weapons of mass distraction. Imagine her entrance music: Ice T rapping "Cop Killer" remixed with "Booty Poppin' Beats." Ratings would skyrocket!
Ice T's Reaction? Priceless!: We can only imagine the Law & Order star's face when Coco hits him with this. "Babe, I'm trading selfies for suplexes!" Ice T, who's no stranger to tough guys (hello, playing a detective for like, eternity), might just tag in as her manager. Picture tag-team matches where he arrests the refs for bad calls. Comedy gold!
Her Finisher?: The "Coco Crush" – a booty bump that sends opponents flying into the crowd. Triple H, if you're reading this, sign her up yesterday!
But hold up – is this for real?
Coco's post is tagged #Throwback, so it's probably just her throwing shade at boredom with some epic nostalgia. Still, in a world where celebrities like Bad Bunny and Logan Paul are jumping the ropes, why not Coco?
She's already a reality TV vet (remember Ice Loves Coco?), fitness icon, and mom boss. Adding "WWE Diva" to the resume? It'd be the plot twist 2023 didn't see coming.Fans are losing it in the comments: "Girl, you'd own the ring!" and "Ice T better watch out – Coco's coming for that title!"
If this is just a joke, it's the best one since John Cena's "You Can't See Me." But if it's legit? WWE, prepare for the avalanche of awesome.
What do you think? Is Coco ready to rumble, or is this all hype? Drop your takes below!
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