Top 5 WWE Superstars That NEED to Appear in the South Park TV Series
South Park is the king of wild cameos and savage satire—imagine these WWE stars dropping into the chaos of South Park, Colorado, especially messing with Eric Cartman and his messed-up family tree.
Below are my top five who absolutely NEED to show up (and exactly how each would fit in perfectly), plus our latest YouTube video.
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Top 5 WWE Superstars That NEED to Appear in the South Park TV Series
LA Knight needs to be in the South Park TV series as Eric Cartman's uncle. Picture "Yeah!" booming through the Cartman house—LA Knight as the cool, trash-talking uncle who shows up for holidays, teaches Cartman how to cut promos on Kyle, but ends up getting roped into one of Cartman's schemes.
Instant gold—Cartman yelling "Yeah!" back at him would be hilarious.
Brock Lesnar needs to be in South Park as Eric Cartman's stepfather. The Beast Incarnate as Liane's new husband? Terrifying and perfect. Cartman trying to manipulate the unstoppable monster, only for Brock to F-5 him through the couch every time he acts up.
"Suplex City... in my living room!" Chaos level: extreme.
Becky Lynch needs to be in South Park as Eric Cartman's sister. The Man would be the tough, no-nonsense big sis who calls Cartman out on his crap, steals his snacks, and probably teams up with Wendy to roast him.
Imagine her hitting the Dis-arm-her on Butters by accident—pure sibling rivalry gold that fits South Park's savage family dynamics.
Bayley needs to be in South Park as Eric Cartman's new girlfriend. Hugger Bayley dating manipulative Cartman? She'd start all sweet and supportive, then slowly turn heel on him when she realizes his schemes.
Or maybe she hugs him too hard and he freaks out—either way, the role reversal would be comedy perfection, with Cartman getting out-manipulated for once.
Gunther needs to be in South Park as Eric Cartman's grandfather. The Ring General as the grumpy, old-school patriarch? He'd sit in his chair, ring general stare, demanding respect while Cartman tries to scam him out of his "imperial" inheritance.
Gunther chopping everyone who disrespects the family—classic South Park absurdity.
