Pizza vs. Pasta: The WWE Italy Food Fight of the Year!
Ever wonder where your favorite WWE stars stand on the most important debate in human history? No, not "who is the GOAT," but the only one that truly matters: Pizza or Pasta?
WWE Italy recently put a group of superstars to the test, and the results were nothing short of a culinary chaos. As someone who strictly adheres to the "DTA" (Don't Trust Anyone) policy when it comes to picking anything over a slice of pizza, let’s break down the winners, the losers, and the heels.
The Pizza Supremacy
It seems the majority of the locker room has a shred of decency. Team Pizza secured a massive victory, led by:
Iyo Sky, Tiffany Stratton, Sol Ruca, Lainey Reid, Trick Williams, Raquel Rodriguez, and Jade Cargill.
Roxanne Perez: She kept us on the edge of our seats with a double flip-flop before finally landing on the correct side of history.
Danhausen: He looked completely lost, but he eventually did the right thing.
The Miz: He went for the pizza, but—in true heel fashion—he had to stir the pot by specifying he likes pineapple on it. Does it count if you’re technically eating pizza but ruining it at the same time? You decide.
The Pasta Peddlers
There is, unfortunately, a faction that clearly doesn't understand the assignment. Team Pasta was represented by:
Maxxine Dupri, Jacy Jayne, and Fallon Henley.
The Ultimate Swerve: Je-Von Evans held it down for the pizza lovers for a second, then pulled a total "heel turn" by sprinting to the pasta side at the very last millisecond. You’ve been warned, Je-Von.
The "Too Good for This" Award
Of course, there’s always one. Austin Theory stayed fully in character, refusing to play the game entirely. He’s clearly far too busy posing in the mirror or checking his phone to bother with such low-level discourse.
The Verdict: Pizza wins this round, but the locker room is clearly divided.
Are you riding with the majority, or are you part of the pasta-loving minority that we can't fully trust? Sound off in the comments!
